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Monday, February 8th, 2010
A woman in Shanghai was dating a dude who is obsessed with Jessica Alba, and it just so happens she resembles her boyfriend’s celebrity crush. But no, that wasn’t good enough for him, and he ended up dumping her because…
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Wednesday, June 10th, 2009
Uh yea, this is weird. Jessica Alba has just apologized for gluing posters of sharks on billboards in downtown Oklahoma City. Using heavy-duty glue, (nice) she took gigantic pictures of sharks and defaced, among other things, a United Way sign…
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Wednesday, January 21st, 2009
Props to you, Jessica Alba, for calling out Bill O’Reilly and Fox News, on Fox News. And of course, in true O’Reilly fashion, he had to be a big dumb baby about it and re-play the clip on his big…
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Thursday, January 8th, 2009
Jessica Alba is beautiful, but she makes terrible movies and has a reputation of being rather cold, so much so that just by cracking a smirk, she was able to warm the hearts of an entire swarm of paparazzi after…
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Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008
Celebrity Photoshop jobs are a double-edged sword. On one hand, if you’re on the cover of a fashion or gossip magazine, you better look really good, or else us superficial assholes won’t be as interested in looking and buying. On…
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