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Lil Bow Wow Makes Good Decisions

Monday, January 4th, 2010

It’s 2010 and celebrities are dumber than ever. If this Twitter story is any indication of what the year will be like, well….I don’t know, but it’s not good.
Lil Bow Wow, whose known for many hits, including “Bow Wow…

Chris Brown Has Clearly Repented, Tells Everyone to F*ck Off

Monday, December 14th, 2009

After stores refused to sell Chris Brown’s new CD, “Graffiti,” you know, because of the whole silly woman-beating incident, he Tweeted these fine musings:
the[y] didnt even have my album in the back… not on shelves, saw for myself,” he…

Good Morning, Stupid Hypocrites of America

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009

GMA canceled Adam Lambert’s performance after they saw his AMA performance, and they scheduled Chris Brown to replace him. Yeah, exactly.
And what do you know, the backlash against this decision was just as bad as Adam’s, and GMA has…

Chris Brown: Convenience At Its Finest

Monday, August 31st, 2009

So, Chris Brown is pulling the old “I don’t remember beating up my girlfriend” routine. Good thing Larry King is there to crack the case!
CHRIS BROWN TALKS TO LARRY KINGby thatsfunny
“No, I don’t. It’s like, it’s crazy to…

SHOCKING NEWS: No Jail For Chris Brown

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

Well, surprise surprise, it turns out that Chris Brown will not be going to jail after all, for beating up Rihanna. He got a felony with probation in today’s trial. Rihanna was there and brought into the courtroom separately, as…

Of Course Chris Brown May Get Let Off, Of Course

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

In a shocking twist, but not really that shocking because celebrities get whatever the hell they want, Chris Brown’s court case, that one where he beat the absolute shit out of his girlfriend, may be dropped altogether. Because of the…

Wait, What Weekly: Rihanna’s New TATTITUDE!

Thursday, March 26th, 2009

I couldn’t help myself with that headline. Rihanna flew tattoo artist Bang Bang out to LA, and he gave her a few small tattoos of guns on her ribs and shoulder blades. Pics of her new ink are on the…

They’re All Morons

Wednesday, March 4th, 2009

It’s utterly ridiculous that Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together. Yea, love conquers all and all that bullshit, but Chris Brown hit her in the face. What the hell is she thinking? What kind of self-respecting person would go…

Quotent Quotables: Chris Brown Is Sorry, Sort Of

Monday, February 16th, 2009

Yesterday, Chris Brown finally spoke to the masses about allegedly beating the shit out of Rihanna, and he also took the time to address his “single” Facebook status that last week read, “You’ll begin to see her true colors. Believe…

Valentine’s Listology: The 7 Celebrity Couples I Miss

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

Ah, Valentine’s Day. A day reserved for half of our population to spend copious amounts of money on lame, fruity shit and the other half wishing they were struck with the plague so they have a valid reason as to…