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‘Nowhere Boy’ star Johnson gets 42-year-old fiancée/director pregnant

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

It’s the British Ashton and Demi, only creepier… First Nowhere Boy director Sam Taylor-Wood, 42, got engaged to her 19-year-old star: Aaron Johnson, who plays a young John Lennon in the biopic. Now she’s announced that she’s expecting their first…

Save a Stalker with Tim Robbins

Saturday, December 26th, 2009

In an act of heroism so monumental  that it managed to stop a member of the paparazzi from texting, newly single Tim Robbins has saved the life of one of his own stalkers:
Ha.  So normally I would have texted…

Justin and Jessica, Sitting In a Tree. A Sad, Miserable Tree

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

Here on this very blog, I make no bones about my burning love for Justin Timberlake, neck beards and all. Like many girls and gay men, I live in a delusional state in which I have an unspoken connection with…

He Should Just Stop Using Technology Altogether

Thursday, May 14th, 2009

The last time we caught up with John Mayer, it was when rumors were spreading that he and Jennifer Aniston broke up because he was spending more time on Twitter than on her, tweeting trite tidbits of wisdom such as,…

You’ll Get Back Together With Your Broke, Fat Ex….In Bed

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

According to the ever reliable Star magazine, things have been “heating up” again between Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. This comes just a couple weeks after Britney reportedly called K-Fed fat and broke. But hey, things change quickly when you…

Quotent Quotables: Gisele Bundchen, 100% Mom

Monday, March 30th, 2009

Now that Tom Brady has left his pregnant girlfriend for Gisele Bunchen, and Tom Brady and Gisele Bunchen have gotten married, and said girlfriend, Bridget Moynahan, has given birth to her son, Gisele has now gone and done an interview…

Wait, What Weekly: Rihanna’s New TATTITUDE!

Thursday, March 26th, 2009

I couldn’t help myself with that headline. Rihanna flew tattoo artist Bang Bang out to LA, and he gave her a few small tattoos of guns on her ribs and shoulder blades. Pics of her new ink are on the…

John Mayer, It’s Either Me Or The Tweets

Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

Well obviously, Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer reportedly broke up again, but this time it was because John Mayer tweeted too much. It’s already sounding ridiculous.
According to Star Magazine via Daily Mail, ‘John suddenly stopped calling her or returning…

How Did This Not Work Out?

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009

Amy Winehouse’s husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, who is in jail right now on drug charges, is trying to get a divorce after seeing pics of her with another dude. I don’t really follow these two – I guess you could say…

I’d Let Josh Duhamel Cheat on Me

Sunday, January 4th, 2009

Obviously Josh Duhamel is denying that he cheated on Fergalicious with a stripper, but everyone else is saying that he did it, and it’s not the first time. The stripper apparently even took a lie detector test, and passed. And…