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Celebrities Don’t Tweet Others Very Nicely – Update

Monday, September 7th, 2009

If you want to experience the bain of society, look at Tila Tequila’s Twitter account. After accusing her NFL boyfriend, Shawne Merriman, of physically abusing her, no charges were filed because it never actually happened. You see, when tiny, annoying…

You’re Not Hot In Hollywood If You Don’t Cause A Computer Malfunction

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

McAfee Software has just released their list of the top 15 celebrities with the most computer bugs and viruses attached to their names. Not surprisingly, Jessica Biel is #1. I don’t really know what I meant by that, but go…

I See Famous People

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

When I’m in New York, the Gawker Stalker is an obsession of mine. I’ve never actually got up and left where I was to go to where a celebrity has been spotted (I incessantly blog about them, I don’t stalk…

Um, Awesome?

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

Blake Loosli is a fanfuckingtastic illustrator who got his BFA in illustration at BYU.
He does portraits of celebs like I’ve never seen – from the iconic:

to the cult favorites:

to the totally random:

If I had a fireplace,…

Poster Boy Strikes Again

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

The work of Poster Boy is probably the most creative stuff you’ll see down in NYC subways, unless you count the lovely trails of urine as artistic design.
If you’ve ever ridden the MTA, not only have you had the…

Listology: Top 7 Celebrities In Need Of An Intervention

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

7. Nevan Donahue

While all of the sub-characters on “The City” are more irritating than the sensation of chili sauce being drizzled into your eyeball, Nevan is the worst. I knew something was shady about him when he so openly…

Listology: Top 9 Biggest Celebrity Balls

Tuesday, January 20th, 2009

Inauguration balls, silly!

The stars are coming out in eager hoards to show their support for the new Bush-free Era, and while it’s too late to get to any of these parties, and frankly way too expensive to purchase a…

The Best Worst Photoshop Jobs ‘08

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

Celebrity Photoshop jobs are a double-edged sword. On one hand, if you’re on the cover of a fashion or gossip magazine, you better look really good, or else us superficial assholes won’t be as interested in looking and buying. On…

It’s Human Nature

Monday, December 15th, 2008

….to fall on your ass. Just ask Madonna. She fell onstage this past weekend in Rio, and now everyone everywhere is dogging her for it, and for trying to play it off. But that’s what you’re supposed to do, right?…

Don’t Vote! The Most Annoying Campaign

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

I love the thought of an ad campaign that is also a hotbed of celebrity goodness, and it’s nice that they’re all coming together for this one, in trying to get our generation to get off our asses and vote….…