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Suck It, Sharon Osbourne: The Susan Boyle Makeover

Monday, November 16th, 2009

Apparently when Sharon Osbourne was a guest on the radio show “Opie & Anthony,” she had a few exorbitantly harsh disses for the Scottish small-town spinster-turned-Idol. For instance, in regard to Boyle’s appearance, “You want to say ‘God bless, and…

PTFU, Paula Abdul

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009

WTF. First I find out that the Saved By The Bell reunion is a no go, and now Paula Abdul is definitely leaving American Idol? Could it GET any worse?
The day has finally come, and after much speculation, Paula…

Paula Abdul May Be Off American Idol, World Weeps

Monday, July 20th, 2009

Rumor has it that Paula Abdul is the only judge on American Idol to still not have been offered a contract for the new season, for reasons unspecified. I think it’s because she makes no sense and her comments are…

Ryan Seacrest Has More Money Than Everyone

Monday, July 13th, 2009

Apparently, being Ryan Seacrest pays. 45 million dollars. To host American Idol. puts palm of hand to forehead, sighs.
CBS News says, “Seacrest’s newly inked contract with CKX, the parent company of “Idol” producer 19 Entertainment, will keep him hosting…

Creepy Dad Alert

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

Idol fans like me will acknowledge that David Archuleta’s dad on last year’s season was the creepiest parent to ever be involved in the show. It didn’t help that there were all those creepy stories about him, like how he…

Adam Lambert Is Not The Next American Idol

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

I watched with semi-baited breath last night as our eighth American Idol was chosen – wait, is that Steve Martin playing the banjo? – yes, it is. Anyway, about halfway through the season, I became an Adam Lambert fan, as…

I Have Susan Boyle Fever

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

Screw Matt Girard (Giraud? Whatever, he’s not going to win anyway) and his “judges save.” When it comes to televised singing contests, this week it’s all about a pretty young thing named Susan Boyle, who appeared on Britain’s Got Talent,…

Kanye’s Going To Jail. J/K!

Thursday, March 19th, 2009

Yesterday, Kanye West was charged with three misdemeanors – battery, theft and vandalism – as a result of the squabble below, between him and the paparazzi back in September at the LA International Airport.

Sure, Kanye and his friends’ bout…

Everybody Vote For Nick Mitchell!!!!

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

Vote for the Worst is an American Idol-inspired site that seemingly has much more free time on their hands than I do, but it’s still pretty funny nonetheless. The name is self-explanatory – they were the ones who badly wanted…

2009 Is Looking Good

Wednesday, January 14th, 2009

The year has already started off on a good note.

Other than American Idol being back on TV, there are other things to be excited about. Like Posh Spice, and her new Armani photo shoot for the Spring/Summer line for…