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Hipster Runoff Blogger Starts Clothing Line

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

The mysterious and anonymous Carles owns and operates Hipster Runoff, the popular and quintessential meme-blog for everything hipster, from hipsterific music festivals to saying things like, “Does n e 1 else ‘want 2 throw up’ when u watch Bruce Springsteen…

This Is Not Going Anywhere Good

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

If American Apparel stopped the presses, it would be a fantastic day for everyone. Apparently, the babies inside the stomachs of all the pregnant AA shoppers have grown up overnight, because children suddenly have a shiny place in the ridiculous…

American Apparel For Pregnant People, Grrrrreat.

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

Next time you’re pregnant, don’t worry, because American Apparel has got your back. They’ll be there to make sure you’re still as just as hot and sexy as before. Leggings, leotards, legwarmers, you name it, they got it, made just…

The Return of the Scrunchie

Wednesday, January 21st, 2009

Who else but American Apparel would attempt to bring scrunchies back into our lives. First it was leg warmers, then it was fanny packs, and now this. I’m with season 6 Carrie Bradshaw on this one (not post season 6,…

American Apparel Gets Pornier

Monday, December 29th, 2008

Dov Charney finally said, “Eh, screw it, let’s just get real porn stars.”
Sasha Grey, award winning actress for her role in “Fuck Slaves” is now part of American Apparel’s ad campaign, and in true AA form, the clothes are…

The Creepy Underlyings of Hipster Haven

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

Yea, yea, yea, American Apparel is soooooo cool, they have the best selection of shiny tights in all the land. But the guy who’s responsible for it all is really gross you guys, and I was okay with it for…