D: Jessica Alba Doesn’t Want Any Competition
Posted by amyt , Feb, 2010 @ 12:40 pm
A woman in Shanghai was dating a dude who is obsessed with Jessica Alba, and it just so happens she resembles her boyfriend’s celebrity crush. But no, that wasn’t good enough for him, and he ended up dumping her because she isn’t really Jessica Alba. And so, the woman decided it would be a great idea to get massive plastic surgery to look more like Jessica Alba in order to win back this guy. Obviously this is the only reasonable conclusion one could come to. Obviously.
In response to the story, Jessica Alba herself is reportedly very upset and disturbed. She said, “I think you should never have to change yourself like that – if somebody loves you, they’ll love you no matter what.”
Whatever, it’s her money and if she wants to get the ridiculous surgery, more power to her. Stuff like this happens every day and women are constantly trying to mimic who they see on television. But if she’s going to put all that money into the plastic surgery, she should at least invest in a better wig first, am I right? Now THAT just makes her looks silly!
via Evil Beet.
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